THE STAR SPANGLED FLAV

So I’m on the phone with my good friend Senator Tang the other day. A word of advice: If you ever go to Bangkok and care to roll the dice, Mr. Tang is your man. You like anonymous Blumpkins? Tang. An Ice Stocking desert topped off by the Pastry Chef? Tang. You get my point. The Sentator has a penchant for exaggerating, although sometimes I can’t really understand him because he has no tongue. Anyway, he told me that Flava Flav showed up at the World Baseball Classic a few days ago and performed a rousing rendition of the Star Spangled Banner for the Korean / Japanese game. What the hell is a World Baseball Classic anyway? Apparently Flav is really big in Asia, but since he didn’t know their national anthems, they were fine just to have him. Yes, it is hard to believe, but then Senator Tang forwarded me this mp3. There’s even a guy jumping out of the bleachers, a gong and a toilet (???) I’m not sure what to believe anymore, but this gives me hope.

Check it out:
"The Star Spangled Flav"