Monday, September 25, 2006

The Anti-Viagra



Eva Langora is not hot anymore. Ladies…take some advice from Goulet. The quickest way to encourage limpness is to either:

a) profess your love of the “new” Bon Jovi track; or
b) say that you don’t like Stevie Wonder

I speak from experience. You see, I once went on a date with a lost young girl who mentioned in passing that she did not like Stevie. Really? You don’t like Stevie? Then you obviously kill helpless animals and eat little children for fun so this date is over, you taste-deprived wench. I went back to the scene of the crime the next day and obtained this audiotape from the establishment, which was clearly trying to recover from the damage. Although you can’t hear the girl's senseless babbing over the roar of debauchery, you will surely hear when everything went Pete Tong...

Wax at your own risk:

"I Don't Like Stevie"

or download it:
I Don't Like Stevie

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